Check these things out - We can't be sure they are true

but they are certainly funny and interesting -  

Hope you get some good laughs

 Is this one really TRUE ?

Many years ago in Scotland, a new game was

invented. It was ruled "Gentlemen

Only...Ladies Forbidden"...and thus the word

GOLF entered  into the English language. 

Coca-Cola was originally green.

Did you know - it is impossible to lick your elbow.

Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.  

The average number of people airborne over the US any given hour : 61,000

 Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history:    

Spades - King David

Hearts - Charlemagne

Clubs - Alexander,  The Great 

Diamonds - Julius Caeser

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321    

 In the 1400's a law was set forth that a man was not allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb.  Hence we have "the rule of thumb"

Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?

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Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?

 A. Honey

Where did the word Honeymoon come from ? Is this true ?

It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000

years ago that for a month after the wedding, the

bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all

the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and

because their calendar was lunar based, this

period was called the honey month . which we

know today as the honeymoon.

-- WOW -- ***** did you know ??-  At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow - really - did you try ? 
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The following statements were actually said in court and recorded by court reporters

These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things  people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published  by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.

ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you
go to?
WITNESS: Oral. 

ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing
an autopsy on him!

ATTORNEY: When is your birthday?
WITNESS: July 18th.
ATTORNEY: What year?
WITNESS: Every year. 

ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?
WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?
WITNESS: Forty-five years.

'I'll tell you one thing, if things keep going the way they are, it's going to be impossible to buy a week's groceries for $20.00.'

 

'Have you seen the new cars coming out next year?  It won't be long before $2,000.⁰⁰will only buy a used one.'

 

'If cigarettes keep going up in price, I'm going to quit.  A quarter a pack is ridiculous.

 

'Did you hear the post office is thinking about charging a dime just to mail a letter?'

 

'If they raise the minimum wage to $1.00, nobody will be able to hire outside help at the store.'

 

'When I first started driving, who would have thought gas would someday cost 29 cents a gallon.  Guess we'd be better off leaving the car in the garage.'

 

'Kids today are impossible.  Those duck tail hair cuts make it impossible to stay groomed.  Next thing you know, boys will be wearing their hair as long as the girls.'

'I'm a afraid to send my kids to the movies any more.  Ever since they let Clark Gable get by with saying DAMN in GONE WITH THE WIND, it seems every new movie has either HELL of DAMN in it.'

 

 

'I read the other day where some scientist thinks it's possible to put a man on the moon by the end of the century.  They even have some fellows they call astronauts preparing for it down inTexas.'

 

'Did you see where some baseball player just signed a contract for $75,000 a year just to play ball?  It wouldn't surprise me if someday they'll be making more than the President.'

 

'I never thought I'd see the day all our kitchen appliances would be electric.  They are even making electric typewriters now.'

 

'It's too bad things are so tough nowadays.  I see where a few married women are having to work to make ends meet.'

 

'It won't be long before young couples are going to have to hire someone to watch their kids so they can both work.'

 

'Marriage doesn't mean a thing any more, thoseHollywoodstars seem to be getting divorced at the drop of a hat.'

 

'I'm afraid the Volkswagen car is going to open the door to a whole lot of foreign business.'

 

'Thank goodness I won't live to see the day when the Government takes half our income in taxes.&n bsp; I sometimes wonder if we are electing the best people to congress.'
 

 

'The drive-in restaurant is convenient in nice weather, but I seriously doubt they will ever catch on.'

 

'There is no sense going to Lincoln orOmahaanymore for a weekend, it costs nearly $15.00 a night to stay in a hotel.'

 

'No one can afford to be sick anymore, at $35.00 a day in the hospital it's too rich for my blood.'

 

'If they think I'll pay 50 cents for a hair cut, forget it.'

 

 

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For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives, read on. At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, 

'If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon.' 

--------Here was GM's Response--------

If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics (and I just love this part ): 

1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash........ 
Twice a day.  

2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car. 

3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would have to pull to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could continue. For some reason you would simply accept this. 

4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine. 

5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive - but would run on only five percent of the roads. 

6. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all be replaced by a single 'This Car Has Performed An Illegal Operation' warning light.

And how about this next one !!! 

7. The airbag system would ask 'Are you sure?' before deploying.
 
8. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna. 

9. Every time a new car was introduced car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car. 

10. You'd have to press the 'Start' button to turn the engine off 
And finally when all else fails, and call 'customer service' in some foreign country and get instructed in some foreign language how to fix your car yourself!!!!

 
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This is weird, but interesting!
fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too

okay now look at the next one:

This might be difficult for some of you but the key (answer) to know is that the first and last letter are in the correct position. Go ahead and give it a try. If you can't do it ask someone for help.

 

Can you read the below paragraph? 75 out of 100  adults can do it perfectly.

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cdabrigme Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs fwrorad it

 

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